WARNING! THIS STORY CONTAINS: A sheep called Alan Shearer. Even though she's a she - The greatest illusion trick known to man!; DASTARDLY crooks; A pesky big brother; A 1000-piece Lord of the Rings Jigsaw puzzle with all the pieces making up Gandalf's face missing; Shear determination; A brave young hero. Yep, that's me. Charlie Rudge, aged 10 and 3/4...READ ON IF EWE DARE!