Lozzie Cracknell just wants to spend time with her new snogalicious boyfriend, Lee. No such luck. Her best friend Dex's mental brother Ed has lost his dog Assassin and is convinced it's a case of heinous dognapping. As if - he's got to be the ugliest mutt on the planet. But when Ems's prized pedigree pooch also disappears, Loz and Dex find themselves in the middle of dodgy doings, a poison plot and a chronic case of misguided love. Will Loz ever get the chance to be a normal teenage girl? No way Nelly!