From the authors of "The Stupidest Things Ever Said Book of All-Time Stupidest Top Ten Lists," the "365 Stupidest Things Ever Said" calendar is a hilarious roundup of famous people--sports stars, politicians, entertainers--saying really dumb things. The absurdly out of touch: ""I've always lived very frugally. I flew around on a private jet. I have a boat. But I always lived frugally,"" (billionaire financier Allen Stanford). The jaw-droppingly dense: ""How did you guys run so slowly in that opening Baywatch scene . . . you know, where you were running down the beach?"" (Jessica Simpson to Pamela Anderson). Plus ineffective window signage ("Everyday High Price!"), odd re sume?'s ("Qualifications: twin sister has accounting degree"), unnecessary mattress warning labels ("Do not attempt to swallow"), and more.